My Least Favorite Things

Today I was thinking about my Grandma. Which made me think of the Sound of Music. Which made me think of this song (because I'm kind of like that mouse in the Give a Mouse a Cookie book). It has no relevance to anything except it made me laugh. And I'm sure my Grandmother would consider it blasphemy, which is as good a reason as any to post it on the internet.

So without further ado, My Least Favorite Things - to be sung to the tune of My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music.

Raindrops while running and whiskers on women

Forgotten backpacks and one lost school mitten

Brown paper packages that aren’t for me

These are a few of my least favorite things

Cream colored carpet all covered in streudels

Alarm clocks and texting and kids demanding noodles

Wild geese that crap on my car as they sing

These are a few of my least favorite things

The cart at the Wal-Mart determined to crash us

My son when he’s constantly covered in rashes

School cancellations that last into spring

These are a few of my least favorite things

When the guinea pig bites

When the kid screams

When I’m feeling sad

I simply remember my in-laws aren’t here

And then I don’t feel so bad